Before I write this weeks article… I am going to take a minute and bask in my victory vs. Pete. I know I gave GOTW to the Gridiron Warriors and the Turducken Clan (and rightfully so, as it came down to the wire), but to anyone that was paying attention to my match up vs. Peter, you would have noticed a bit more smack being said than normal. I will start this week, by doing
2008 Smack Talk Award Winner
a simple play by play of what poor Peter’s simple brain through throughout the week… I call this little piece, “Acknowledgements”
Tuesday October 20th: Check the scores DJP, if our teams would have been playing all year, you would be 1-5. You really think you have a chance? I’m out for vengance from the last time you picked against my team for the Upset of the week. You’re going down, all the freaking way to chinatown my friend.
The Peter walks into the match up unaware that despite his math, we do not play all year, none-the-less, The Peter then displays it’s dominance of what could’ve been, as most Peters are dreamers.
Wednesday October 21st: Can’t beat me with the team you got, so you gotta make a trade? You’ll still come up short.
Thursday October 22nd: I could see you being spitefull and making a move specifically directed towards beating me ever since I called you out
Friday October 23rd: Because you went and made a trade for Turner, which I don’t like. I don’t take bets with cheaters. That’s right, because he did it the week he faces me, he did it specifically aimed at beating me. That’s all there is too it.
The Peter realizes that a big trade happened, and it just so happened to involve his opponent this week, thus taking it personal. Outraged by the fact that he was not offered anyone anger clouds judgement, and The Peter hides his hurt feelings by making outrageous accusations and false claims. Now, this does catch my attention and I do get flustered by it, but to show my confidence and poise, I offered a bet to Pete, which originally does not get accepted, until…
Saturday October 24th: I firstly dissaggee with him unloading Brees, until I kick his ass this week.
I secondly would like to say that your comment on DJP’s question on the league message board was right on, time to get under his skin. I thirdly would like to say that I will kick DJP’s ass up and down the field, with or without Turner and, finally, I fourthly would like to say I gladly accept DJP’s bet. As much as it appears, I am not affraid. Hell, I bet him last year when my team wasn’t at it’s greatest. To beat you DJP and get next years fees paid for will make my day.
More clouded judgement. The Peter is a prideful creature but with it comes not the brightest mind. He takes the bet foolishly, thus sealing his own fate. Pete would make one more foolish saying before the games start… one that I hope more people take advantage of, as I so did.
Sunday October 25th: That’s right, I’m taking bets, and I will win them all….
After that sentence the Peter checked the scores and saw that all the smack talk although great in numbers, would not be able to assist a win.
Peter Koeppen: unless O Daniels screws me over. Damn WI TE
The Peter noticed the stellar performace of the WI tight end.
Peter Koeppen: Damn you Micheal Turner.
The Peter then watched the newly acquired Michael Turner also burn him
Peter Koeppen: WTF Drew Brees
The Peter getting very frustrated now as seeing Drew Brees rebound as he normally does and put up more points against him. As the Peter tries to yell into his computer speakers in hopes of giving his team a pep talk, the match up catches the eye of follow BFFL-ers and they proceed to poke at the Peter, as they find it comical.
Jon Durkee: The score is currently 19.4 to 72. Way to show off your genius.
Dave Pleuss: lol yeah looks like danno is in the league for free next year lol
Dave Pleuss: pete with four players left you could break 30 lol
Peter Koeppen: …What a bunch of shit.
These would be the Peters final words as he has yet to speak of this embarressing loss. Since Pete so gladly pointed out to me in the beginning that theoretically if we played every week, I would be 1-5, I thought I would close with this theoretical number too… If you would’ve played every team this week, you would have went 0-9. btw… I’d be 2-5 now, be sure to pay Andy with a cool crisp $20.
see… I can smack talk too and I hope this one piece bumps me over you so I can take the smack talk award away from you too this year. 
Tuesday October 20th: Check the scores DJP, if our teams would have been playing all year, you would be 1-5. You really think you have a chance? I’m out for vengance from the last time you picked against my team for the Upset of the week. You’re going down, all the freaking way to chinatown my friend.
The Peter walks into the matchup unaware that despite his math, we do not play all year, none-the-less, The Peter displays it’s dominance of what could’ve been, as most Peters are dreamers.
Wednesday October 21st: Can’t beat me with the team you got, so you gotta make a trade? You’ll still come up short.
Thursday October 22nd: I could see you being spitefull and making a move specifically directed towards beating me ever since I called you out
Friday October 23rd: Because you went and made a trade for Turner, which I don’t like. I don’t take bets with cheaters.
That’s right, because he did it the week he faces me, he did it specifically aimed at beating me. That’s all there is too it.
The Peter realizes that a big trade happened to happen involving his opponent this week, thus taking it personal. Outraged by the fact that he was not offered anyone anger clouds judgement, and The Peter hides his hurt feelings by making outrageous accusations and false claims. Now, this does catch my attention though, but to show my confidence and poise, I offered a bet to Pete, which originally does not get accepted, until…
Saturday October 24th: I firstly dissaggee with him unloading Brees, until I kick his ass this week.
I secondly would like to say that your comment on DJP’s question on the league message board was right on, time to get under his skin. I thirdly would like to say that I will kick DJP’s ass up and down the field, with or without Turner and, finally, I fourthly would like to say I gladly accept DJP’s bet. As much as it appears, I am not affraid. Hell, I bet him last year when my team wasn’t at it’s greatest. To beat you DJP and get next years fees paid for will make my day.
More clouded judgement. The Peter is a prideful creature but with it comes not the brightest mind. The Peter takes the bet foolishly, thus sealing his own fate. Pete would make one more foolish saying before the games start… one that I hope more people take advantage of, as I so did.
Sunday October 25th: That’s right, I’m taking bets, and I will win them all….
After that sentence the Peter checked the scores and saw that all the smack talk although great in numbers, would not be able to assist a win.
unless O Daniels screws me over. Damn WI TE
The Peter noticed the stellar performace of the WI tight end.
Damn you Micheal Turner.
The Peter then watched the newly acquired Michael Turner also burn him
WTF Drew Brees
The Peter getting very frustrated now as seeing Drew Brees rebound as he normally does and put up more points against him. As the Peter tries to yell into his computer speakers in hopes of giving his team a pep talk, the match up catches the eye of follow BFFL-ers and they proceed to poke at the Peter, as they find it comical.
Jon Durkee: The score is currently 19.4 to 72. Way to show off your genius.
Dave Pleuss: lol yeah looks like danno is in the league for free next year lol
Dave Pleuss: pete with four players left you could break 30 lol
Peter Koeppen: …What a bunch of shit.
These would be the Peters final words as he has yet to speak of this embarressing loss. Since Pete so gladly pointed out to me in the beginning that theoretically if we played every week, I would be 1-5, I thought I would close with this theoretical number too… If you would’ve played every team this week, you would have went 0-9. btw… I’d be 2-5 now, be sure to pay Andy with a cool crisp $20.
see… I can smack talk too and I hope this one piece bumps me over you so I can take the smack talk award away from you too this year.
You know what DJP, I have a few things I would like to say, but will limit it to two points.
Fristly, I would like to say you made me chuckle. Not only are you able to show how much pride I have in my team in a humorous manner, but the amount of pride that you take in your shitty ass team as well.
Secondly, I would like to say that since I’m going to win this entire shit this year, Andy can just take it out of my winnings, not an issue. So stick that up your pipe and smoke it.
well put danno… now i need to make some trades so i can beat peter when i play him also